Respect this Hustle

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

fasterfood:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

I want this on a shirt.

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off